So, I'm doing dishes last night with the tv on sorta quiet in the other room. Suddenly, over the sound of running water and my own singing I hear ear splitting shrieking coming from the tv. I peer around the corner and 'surprise!' its Wheel Of Fortune. Oh, how I hate Wheel Of Fortune. How can they be so stupid? Really? How? Tell me? And how can they be so loud. And they ALL have Southern accents. "A'LL TAKE AN A, PAT!!!!!!. *weep* The only good part about that show was back in the beginning when the contestants would win a certain amount of money and then they would get to pick from the prize room thing. I loved that cause they would invariably wind up with like $175 so their only choice would be "A'LL TAKE THE GIANT CERAMIC UMBRELLA STAYND SHAPED LAHKE A DALMATION!!!". That ruled.
Then later, I'm finally getting sleepy at around 5 in the morning, so I fall asleep with the tv on something kinda neutral as I usually do. But I get awoken moments later by...more screaming! Its... Popcultured with Elvira Kurt, Canada's answer to unfunny lesbian comedians who think they can host talk shows, but sadly, cannot. She is literally painful to watch. I was mesmerized by the horror of it and watched the whole half hour. I didn't crack a smile once. And again, its a show based around screaming. Are you not mic-ed? Do you think you have to shout through our television sets? I don't understand.
That's it for now. THANK YOU FOR READING MY BLOG, ITS MORE INTERESTING WHEN I SHRIEK AT YOU ISN'T IT!!!!!
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