Conversations with Paul

Him - *grunt groan*

Me - "What?

Him - "I'm getting into bed and my belly is so big that it needs its own pillow! *makes wailing sounds*"

Me - *laughing*

Him - "Nooo, don't laugh! Next thing you know, that gay guy is gonna be here and make me do that dancing."

Me - "Um, what?"

Him - "You know, that Sweating to the Oldies guy who makes the big giant people go on his tapes."

Me - *laughing increasingly hard* "Richard Simmons."

Him - "No laugh!!! Richard Simmons is gonna come over here and belittle me into losing weight!"

Me - *snorting hysterically*

Him - " I wouldn't mind losing weight, its just the belittling that I hate."