20 December 2005

Am I Right?

Is it not right that the male half of a hetrosexual relationship should allow the female half to warm her ice cube toes on his legs at night? Is that not SOP?

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

No, this is not SOP! Think this out...would you want him to put his feet anywhere on your body after keeping them enclosed in socks and shoes (which, don't get me started on that since we wash our socks, but can't wash out the inside of our shoes thoroughly to remove any unwanted odors!)and who knows where else the feet have been without shoes and socks on! Unless he washes them thoroughly (preferably in the toilet, not the sink!), then I would expect him to allow me to warm my tootsies on his body -- ANYWHERE!!!

Anonymous said...

Yes, yes, yes. I stick my toes under Matt's leg all the time! With the amount of heat men generate, I don't think they can complain when we need a little toe warmin'.

Jennifer Lavin said...

Sorry, SOP means Standard Operating Procedure.

When I go to bed, my feet are clean, they just happen to be very, very cold. Is it a metabolism thing that men are always radiating such heat? It can't be a size thing, cause I was bigger than my ex husband and he still generated way more heat than I.

Anonymous said...

This is a very good thing. I think they should research why men do generate heat more than women. I too have seen my wife have to put various parts of herself between my legs, or other places to warm them up. I, on the other hand, usually toss my balnket off of me half way through the night. Even on these -5 degree nights.