18 January 2006

Conversations With Paul

Me - How do you like the new shower poof I bought you? It was 99 cents!

Paul - Its good, thanks.

Me - *pausing, sensing something* Do you not like it?

Paul - *stamping his little foot* Its kind of too...firm. *voicing rising to shrillness* it hurts my cracks and crevices!

Me - *dejectedly* It was 99 cents.

Paul - Wah, my cracks and crevices!

Me - Speaking of which, you've been losing weight since you started at the restaurant, eh?

Paul - No, I'm gross and fat.

Me - Hey! You were never gross and fat and besides now you're like skin and bones!

Paul - No, I'm fat and fat.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

This isn't a very good comment! Jenn, check your email!