Me - How do you like the new shower poof I bought you? It was 99 cents!
Paul - Its good, thanks.
Me - *pausing, sensing something* Do you not like it?
Paul - *stamping his little foot* Its kind of too...firm. *voicing rising to shrillness* it hurts my cracks and crevices!
Me - *dejectedly* It was 99 cents.
Paul - Wah, my cracks and crevices!
Me - Speaking of which, you've been losing weight since you started at the restaurant, eh?
Paul - No, I'm gross and fat.
Me - Hey! You were never gross and fat and besides now you're like skin and bones!
Paul - No, I'm fat and fat.
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This isn't a very good comment! Jenn, check your email!
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