Me - What's your shift tomorrow night?
Josh - I'm gonna close for Paul cause G (the new girlfriend) is closing too.
Me - Awww, that's so sweet.
Josh - Women are so weird, that's -exactly- what she said. What's the big deal?
Me - Well, I think that a lot of women have been so mistreated and are so used to crappy men that when a guy treats them with just the most basic respect they are kind of awestruck.
Paul (walking into the room) - Who? Bitches?
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Well I sure hope he is not too shy (or awestruck by our feminine pulchritude) to be his crazy, funny self when we are out there to visit.
That's one a them five dollar words! I had to look up pulchritude :P And last night in bed, Paul rolled over and said sleepily, 'what's pulchritude?' Teehee. And he will be too shy. I've said to him many times 'will you be this cute and funny when my family is here?' and he always retreats into himself and very shyly answers that he will not. But, I'm working on it!
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