Paul - "When my first girlfriend broke up with me my dad bought me imitation crab meat to cheer me up."
Me - "EW! Huh, when I was sick or depressed my dad would bring home a bag of broken Oh Henry bars."
Pause
Me - "So when we felt bad as children, we were given food to make us feel better, and now we are both fat. Huh."
Paul - "Doesn't take a genius does it?"
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