21 August 2006

Conversations In Bed

Me - Hey, be careful cause your elbow is, like, one centimeter from my trachea. One wrong move and I'll be speechless for life.

Him - (bed shaking)

Me - Why are you laughing?

Him - (bed shaking)

Me - What? Wait...if I lost the ability to speak you would have a perfect life wouldn't you?!

Him - (bed shaking very hard)

Me - I hate you.

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