Me - Hey, be careful cause your elbow is, like, one centimeter from my trachea. One wrong move and I'll be speechless for life.
Him - (bed shaking)
Me - Why are you laughing?
Him - (bed shaking)
Me - What? Wait...if I lost the ability to speak you would have a perfect life wouldn't you?!
Him - (bed shaking very hard)
Me - I hate you.
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