While watching TV -
Me - See, aren't you glad that I'm not one of those 'you can't have friends over and you have to be back home by 9' shrill, crazy wives?
Him - I am glad. You're not crazy in that way at all. You're more crazy in the way that I worry that one day I'm gonna wake up and you'll be holding a knife to my throat.
2 comments:
He should be happy the knife will be held to his throat.
He agreed heartily to that!
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