Him - What's wrong with your nose?
Me - I don't know, what is wrong with my nose?
Him - Take off your glasses...The left side of your nose is all droopy. Wait, your left eye is all droopy too!
Me - Am I having a stroke?
Him - That is so weird. Its like the whole right side of your face is higher up than the left side.
Me - You know, they say the most beautiful people have symmetrical faces, so what you're saying is that I'm ugly.
Him - *staring* That is totally freaky. Like, when people say 'shoot me from my best side', but for you that's really true, you have a good side and bad side.
Me - Which one is my good side? *posing*
Him - Left, definitely left. From now on, always talk to me from your left side.
1 comment:
I would have slugged W after, your face is all droopy. But I've noticed my eyes aren't symmetrical, either. Strange.
He's so darn funny.
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