This is what its like in our house when we have to, heaven forbid, leave the house and Paul is stalling for time.

Him - Are you geting angry at me?

Me - No

Him - Irritated?

Me - No.

Him - Wily?

Me - Well, wily means sly, is that what you are trying to say?

Him - No. Well, wait, but Wile. E. Coyote wasn't sly at all!

Me - It was supposed to be ironic.

Him - Well, then why didn't they call the Roadrunner Mr. Creep and Crawl or something?

Me - GO GET READY!

*pause*

Him - Do you wanna see my booty dance?!