Me - DAMMIT! The dog got my bra and he chewed a little hole in it!
Him - Is that bad, do we need to go out and get you a new one?
Me - Naw, I have others and I can still wear this one. Its just that this is the only comfortable one and its hard to feel pretty in underwear that has holes in it.
Him - It is?
Me - Um, yeah! Why do you think that women spend ridiculous amounts of money on fancy lingerie and stuff, they need to feel sexy. And holey panties or bras aren't gonna do that.
Him - Okay, that's weird, but whatever.
Several days later while sitting on the couch in his T-shirt and undershorts:
Him - Oh look, my underwear has a hole in it. And yet, I still feel quite attractive!
1 comment:
I laughed out loud at this :) That's men for you.
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