Him - So, I wish that women could have changeable boobs. Like one day B's and the next day DD's.
Me - Ew.
Him - Like, if doctors can do breast implants why couldn't they do snap-on tits?
Me - Um, because breast implants go UNDER the skin. It would be major surgery every time, dingus.
Him - Hmm, I still like the snap-on idea though, like 'plunk' today you're a redhead! Interchangeable everything!
Me - So, Mr. Potato Head then?
Him - YES! Oh Lord, that would be great.
Me - Except for me, right? Your wife is perfect the way she is so you wouldn't need interchangeable parts.
Him - Fuck, no! I'd have a great big bucket of them!
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This is very weird....simply because I've had conversations where I'm wishing for Velcro boobs.
You know, big ones for the slinky dress and small ones for when I work out?
At least I'm not the only one.
Can't say I've ever had the desire for snap-on inter-changeable boobs. It's one of the few parts of my body I've always been completely satisfied with (unlike my stupid stomach) - large enough where I feel confident, small enough where I could play sports easily. I can't imagine taking a surgical knife to them *shiver*
HOORAY FOR MY BOOBS!
I love the use of 'dingus'. And also the title :)
I have a gf who has a noticeable size difference in her boobs. Her hubby says he loves it!! Somedays you feel like a B cup...somedays you want a little bit more ;)
Reba
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