Paul was lying on his stomach last night in bed and I settled my top half onto his back...
Me - Mmm, you're comfortable.
Him - Yeah, that's cause of my hairy back fat. HEY! That should be my stage name: Harry Backfat!
Me - Oh, is that like your porn name?
Him - No no, that's different, I'll have to think about what my porn name is. But, I know for sure what your porn name is.
Me - Oh yeah?
Him - Christian Charity!
15 comments:
Hahahah I LOVE it!
I think mine was supposed to be "Gunner Mariposa" .. but i'm not sure how sexy that is...
Yo' man so smoov
Isn't Harry Backfat the alias of Ron Jeremy?
Well, 'duh', Paul says. Of course his porn name will be 'Myles Long'. How could I not have known?
Your porn name is supposed to be the first name of your first pet and your last name is the street where you first lived. So mine would be Daisy Merrimac and Paul would be Lucky Dartford.
Lucky Dartford is pretty good, actually. Although I don't like that version because that makes me "Puss-Puss Highway 59" and that's really not sexy.
Oh dear....
if that's the case, then mine would be...
Rusty Cherry Ridge.
that ain't right.
That really ain't right, cause 'Cherry Ridge' is the dirtiest thing I've heard in a long time...
Oh Dear
That would make mine ...
Pussy McMeans
I have some bad news Ms. Highway 59. Your pipes are very badly clogged.
Bub Algonquin...now THAT is lame
Reba
I dunno, I can see why people use this method, I think these are all great!
We were in Wal-Mart yesterday and I couldn't get Paul's attention from a few aisles away so I yelled 'Hey, Lucky Dartford!'. And that worked immediately.
I laughed out loud at Puss-puss Highway 59, and again when Chris gave you a health update. Mine would be 'Finnegan Wadham' which is not very porny at all, and more like someone who gets 'Kick Me' signs on his back.
Finnegan Wadham is indeed not ideal as a porn name. You just have to be the exception that proves the rule, eh? :)
Or just change it to "Throw the Volleyball at my Head Wadham."
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