Him - *pausing in the middle of preparing himself a snack* You know, its weird...every woman I've ever been with I've regularly wanted to just put my hands around their neck and choke the life out of them *pantomimes choking someone*.
Me - Nice, thanks for sharing.
Him - Hey, its a compliment!
Me - I guess. Not true, though.
Him - It is! Really, I never feel that way. Okay, sometimes I wanna just slap you one...but I almost never wish you were dead!
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SEEEEEE, I knew I wasn't the only one who gets the "I love you but I really can't stand the sight of you right now so kindly get the hell out" sort of feeling.
*sighs contentedly*
"ALMOST NEVER" wishes you were dead! Awwww. I'd punch him, myself.
I sent Beau the link to this post so he'd read it (I knew he'd relate), and I think he laughed for like 5 straight minutes.
Boys are dumb.
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