...so if you don't want to read about testicles don't read any further.
Me - Yesterday was our four month anniversary.
Him - Mm.
Me - And today my parents have been married for 47 years!
Him - Mm.
Me - I want to be married for 47 years.
Him - Right now?
Me - No...like one day I hope that we will have been married for as long as my parents. in 47 years I will be almost 82 and you will be 77.
Him - *perking up* Wow, 77! My balls will be really saggy.
Me - Th-...Balls do that?
Him - I think so. Oh, oh! And then I can wake you up in the morning by penduluming your nose!
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Something only your man could truly appreciate. This coming weekend is the 25th anniversary of the much-celebrated, "Testicle Festival" near Missoula. Come on over and have a ball!
http://www.testyfesty.com/
that was quite possibly the funniest thing I've read today.
you officially owe me a new screen, as I have spewed iced tea all over mine.
*snortsnort*
and what is it about guys and their testicles?!?
You're a lucky, lucky woman :)
Wait until you see what you have in store! I went to show my husband my boobs and only had to lift my t-shirt two inches above my waist!
Paul was VERY pleased that this got a response such as it did ;) And he's DESPERATE to go to the Testicle Festival!
I hope he knows it involves EATING testicles. Though Beau says they're chopped very thin, deep-fried, and "delicious," I have my doubts. In the end, you're still eating balls.
That pretty much proves that deep frying anything can make it taste better, doesn't it?
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