It is 5:50 AM and I am still not sleeping. I did sleep briefly, but then Paul woke me up to tell me that I was "The Littlest Whimperer" while I slept. He ACTED like he was concerned about me and my sleep whimpering but I believe that he was actually saying "STOP WHIMPERING DAMMIT".
A few minutes ago he got up to take a sleepy middle of the night trip to the bathroom and when he came back he said "Smeagol is a laser turkey". "What?", I inquired. He gave me a withering look as if to say "DUH" and rolled over while saying "Smeagol is a TURKEY who has LASERS". I took this as a sign that it was time to give up on sleep and go downstairs and get a Moon Pie. You should try a Moon Pie. Moon Pies are so good that they force you to eat them at 5:30 in the morning when you should be sleeping and not be eating things that have corn, milk AND chocolate in them when you are allergic to those very things.
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