After meeting a new person -
Me - She seemed quite nice, didn't she?
Him - She was hot.
Me - By 'hot' you mean 'she had big boobs', right?
Him - Great boobs.
Me - They weren't actually, they were very big but very droopy.
Him - Tits are tits! I don't care if they hang down to her ankles, I'd just tie them together and use them like a swing.
Me - Ew.
Him - *pensive* A whole boob jungle gym, is what I imagine heaven would be like. Boob swings and boob climbing bars and a boob slide.
Me - A boob slide would not be very slippery, hard to slide on.
Him - *happily* Well then, I'd just tumble down it giggling the whole way.
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