Him - "*moan* My stomach is all kafka"
Me - "Your stomach is kafka?"
Him - "Yuh"
Me - "What?"
Him - "You know, its all upset and stuff"
Me - "Why does that make it kafka"
Him - "I dunno, its just a word"
Me - "Wull, its not just a word, its the name of a philosopher guy. You're so weird"
Him - "Seriously?"
Me - "Yuh (googling), he was a Czech born, German speaking author and philosopher type dude, he wrote that book The Metamorphosis, you know?"
Him - "Never heard of it"
Me - "Oh, well, I've never read it, but its about a guy who wakes up in the morning and discovers that he has turned into a giant bug"
Him - "(pause) but I'm weird."
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