Me - Hello?
Him - Owww!
Me - Oh no, what happened?
Him - I burned my finger!
Me - Oh, poor baby, what did you do?
Him - A's interior car light wouldn't go off so I went and took it out for her so that her battery wouldn't die, and it BURNED and I HURT!
Me - Aw, so you burned it trying to be a nice man?
Him - Yuh. But...I'm quite worried.
Me - Oh dear, is it that bad?
Him - Well...this is...you see, it's my mouse finger.
Me - *dripping with sarcasm* Oh no, whatever will you do?
Him - And I asked everyone to kiss it better and they wouldn't! My mouse finger!
Me - Okay, how about you ask if you can get someone to, instead of 'kiss it and make it better', 'rub it against their boobs and make it better'?
Him - THAT'S a good idea! Bare?
Me - No.
Him - Nipple?
Me - No. Idiot. Maybe in the cleavage.
Him - Yay! My mouse finger! I love you! Bye!
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