Him - So, how many guys are you going to have sex with when you go to Canada this time?
Me - I figure the same as last time... ZERO you ass!
Him - Oh, okay.
Me - And, how many chicks are you gonna have sex with while I'm gone?
Him - I figure two.
Me - Oh, and who will they be?
Him - I haven't decided yet, so for now I'm calling them Random Slut A and Random Slut B.
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