I'm so damn clumsy lately, I've bumped my head countless times in the past two weeks.  Then earlier this week I broke a blood vessel in my thumb.  You know how I did that?  I broke a blood vessel while holding a cracker and spreading Boursin cheese on it.  And, just moments ago I reached up to grab my glass of water and stabbed myself with my own fingernail...in my nose.
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The doctor said I wouldn't have so many nose bleeds if I kept my finger outta there.
Maybe you're pregnant ;)
Hmm, not quite sure how I just removed my own comment *scratches head*. But all I said was -
Ralph - hilarious :)
Laz - Nope :(
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