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Me - I see from the history on the computer that this morning was a porn morning.

Him - Shut up!

Me - You know, I was right there in the next room...

Him - Shut UP!

Me - Its okay, I guess, I just don't understand it.

Him - Would it help anything if I told you that I like to watch the chubby girl porn?

Me - I...n...actually, yeah, it really kind of does. What do you know.