So, we're getting ready to go out in a few minutes. I'm standing at the sink nearly weeping because I found a solid white hair in my EYEBROW! While I'm lamenting how old I am, Paul is in the shower, this is what I just heard
Singing - "First I wash my butt, lalalalalala, oops, don't get any suds in there, lalalalalala, now I wash my balls, lalalalalala." etc. Just as I stopped laughing from that I heard:
"Put your head on my SHOULLLLDER!!! Whisper in my ear "poopy" The words I long to hear "poopy" and tell me that you poopy too."
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A horrifying image, to be sure.
-Chris
I find those solid white hairs all the time and just pluck them out! When you really have to worry is when Paul finds them on his ass and wants you to pluck them out for him! LOL
You know, calling someone an ass-plucker is usually grounds for some fisticuffs.
-Chris
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